"I didn’t even know there were Muslim football players. How can they play if they’re not allowed to touch pigskin?"
— Stephen Colbert, Punchlines (via usatodayopinion)
"My only real colleague is Stephen (Colbert) and he smells like pastry…so he’s an ally."
Jon Stewart, lecture at NYU (via churchillclaps)
(This is so cute)
I hate that this was at my school and that one of my dear friends was in this class.